Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut — Reviews, Discussion

November 5, 2015 – 09:26 am

Kurt Vonnegut
The Abominable Snowman has arrived. If I'm not as clean as most abominable snowmen are, it is because I was kidnapped as a child from the slopes of Mount Everest, and taken as a slave to a bordello in Rio de Janeiro, Where I have been cleansing the unspeakably filthy toilets for the past fifty years. A visitor to our whipping room there screamed in a transport of agony and ecstasy that there was to be an arts festival in Midland City. I have escaped down a rope of sheets taken from a reeking ha

The Abominable Snowman has arrived. If I'm not as clean as most abominable snowmen are, it is because I was kidnapped as a child from the slopes of Mount Everest, and taken as a slave to a bordello in Rio de Janeiro, Where I have been cleansing the unspeakably filthy toilets for the past fifty years. A visitor to our whipping room there screamed in a transport of agony and ecstasy that there was to be an arts festival in Midland City. I have escaped down a rope of sheets taken from a reeking hamper. I have come to Midland City to have myself acknowledged, before I die, as the great artist I believe myself to be.

Source: www.goodreads.com

  • avatar What is your "breakfast of the champions?"? | Yahoo Answers
    • Ooh, kudos on the bagel. Mine is an everything bagel, nicely toasted, with a poached egg, provolone, and turkey sausage and a bowl of Honey nut cheerios with a big hot cup of coffee to go along with it.

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